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    Weight of boned out black bear

    Advice on packing out a bear: To be safe, you should probably just leave all your ammo at home when you go bear hunting so you don't accidentally shoot one. But I've included some advice just in case you aren't willing to listen to reason. Shoot the bear NO LESS than 28 times. Make sure to...
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    How long do you think you could survive?

    It's a quote from Talledega Nights - don't take it too seriously.
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    How long do you think you could survive?

    No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level of income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.
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    Good books?

    Any of the other Steven Rinella books are good, as well.
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    my new knive

    That knife is about 60x bigger than it needs to be...
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    Who on Rokslide have you learned the most from?

    I guess I'm the type of person that learns by doing. Most of the most important stuff comes from trial and error. For instance, I now know: How to break gear How to get lost How to scare the crap out of myself on cliffs How to miss what I was shooting at with pretty much every weapon That I'm...
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    Experience with meat hauling and a DT3 bag

    I have a nearly unused DT3 BAG ONLY that I'll make you a good deal on. I have a DT1, as well, and just never take it off the frame. I tend to hunt really far from the road and, when hiking, end up with at least one person who isn't a hiker so I carry gob of extra stuff and need the bigger bag...
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    What's This Weapon's Name, Private Pile?

    Depends on what happened in the previous 30 seconds. Occasionally, my bow is named something like "You stupid piece of sh*, c*sucking, mother*ing garbage built by retarded spawn of the devil." Other times it's just along the lines of "my bow."
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    Ryan Avery vs James Petker...the fat kid weight loss competition!

    Haha...particularly inspirational. If I would ever use "LOL" I would use it now. But I don't, so I won't.
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    Loneliness and Fear

    I used to feel loneliness and fear when I got home. Then I got divorced and everything got WAY better.
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    Aron and Tripple's Washington bear hunt

    Missed your friggin call but got the message. See you at the campsite. Will leave trailhead at 2am. I want a 24oz steak.
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    Aron and Tripple's Washington bear hunt

    Don't know if you got that second bear but I'm headed your way tonight and will start up the trail at about 3am unless I hear different. Bringing a big ass backpack and a magnum of ibuprofen. Matt
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    Anyone get the Flu this season?

    yes. and it sucks.
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    The Paleo Diet

    The way I understood the Paleo diet is that, primarily, fats are coming from things like nuts and avacados with some from meat - or is this incorrect (I'm certainly no expert on the Paleo diet nor do I try to follow it). The National Institute of Health DASH diet has been named the best...
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    Spin Class Anyone

    My wife teaches a spin class down at the local bike shop. Also, if you have a trainer you can use the "Sufferfest" videos at home. Their motto is "I'll beat my @$$ today so I can kick yours tomorrow."
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    Trekking Poles

    I ordered my Black Diamond's off Steep and Cheap a couple of years ago - although I think that they're a different model. Love the things; money well spent and a huge help when you have a heavy pack or are walking in the snow. Black Diamond makes some bigger cup things for the bottom that...
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    Bigfoot "squatch"

    Have you seen Bgfoot Hunters? The big tub of lard (Bondo, Bono, Bobo or something like that) that they have walk around and be the model bigfoot had a hat on that said "Gone Squatchin'". It made me want to punch him in the throat, unfortunately. And I'm not a violent guy.
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    Big Coues Down!!

    Really nice buck - congrats.
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    Ultimate Lightweight AND Comfy Pad?!!!???

    I'm quite happy with a Therm-a-Rest Neoair xTherm that I picked up this year. I put quite a few days on it and it's really comfortable. A TON better than the old Prolite 3 (sold it) I had and quite a bit lighter than my BA Air Core (now sold.)
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    funniest screen names

    phinneas_gauge, an eloquent names that pours off the tongue like honey, speaks volumes. It tells a tale every time you say it, evoking images, sounds and smells that can put you in the moment and make you a part of the story. Too bad it's a story about a retard.
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