Alaska joke

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A 12-year old was trying to explain the complexities of life to a six year old.
The 6-year old replied, if your so smart, why do snowhoe hares poop pellets,
moose poop nuggets, and bears poop berries.

The 12-year old admitted he did not know.
The 6-year old proudly proclaimed, you don't know shit!
 
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A grizzled old gold prospectors was captured by natives deep in the Alaskan bush....the chief decreed, "Paleface, we will let you go free if you pass our test of manhood"....
....."Here are three wigwams... the first contains a jug of the strongest firewater in the village...you must drink the entire thing. The second holds my pet grizzly bear, who has a sore tooth, which you must pull out. In the third waits our horniest maiden....you must make her come three times in a row. Are you ready?"
....the prospector immediately ran into the first hut, gulping down the jug of firewater in a few moments....then into the one containing the grizzly, from which began the most awful roaring, mixed with shrieks and curses, that the village had ever heard....
....Soon the man came crawling out, bloody and bruised, his clothes hanging in tatters....unsteadily he staggered over to the chief and asked, "Alrighty, where'sh the bitsh with the toothache?".....
 
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