Boxerboxer
WKR
Sign 'em up for the Night's Watch. A coworker wrote this up after half his party of 8 missed the MT elk application deadline:
September gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my partners' tags are punched.
I shall take no elk, hold no bow, release no arrows.
I shall wear no release and win no glory.
I shall live and die at my post. I am the caller in the darkness.
I am the camp bitch of the team.
I start the fires that burn against the cold, I light the lanterns that bring the dawn, I blow the horn that wakes the sleepers, I am shield that guards the team from grizzlies.
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this September and all the Septembers to come.