You had one job.Here ya go
Not my original thought but someone said - I got your 3 and your 7 but not your 6...lolISIS said I can join!
I’m gonna get 70 virgins real quick!
I should have brought Crocs and I would be totally killing it.Please don’t hold back
Please don’t hold back
I don't have a good caption but recently my wife and I were trying to think of food items that would actually not taste better with bacon added. I think black licorice and breath mints were all we came up with.
Smoked him. Folks, give me a minute.
Bet that wasnt the first time you had 4 weiners touching in your bedPlease don’t hold back