Corey Jacobsen/Chuck Norris

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Corey Jacobson uses bear spray for aftershave.

Corey Jacobson doesn't need a water filter and actually prefers drinking wallow water.
 

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Corey Jacobsen’s elk pack themselves out.

Corey Jacobsen doesn’t glass elk, elk glass Corey Jacobsen.

When a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, Corey Jacobsen hears it.

Bear hugs are what Corey Jacobsen gives bears.

Once a rattlesnake bit Corey Jacobsen, after 5 excruciating days the snake finally died.

Corey Jacobsen doesn’t get blisters on his feet, instead his feet give his shoes blisters.


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Corey Jacobsen teaches elk how to bugle.


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Corey Jacobsen doesn't need a bow, he just points his finger at an elk and says, "You!," and it falls over dead.
 
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Jacobsen Bull

ˈja cub sun /bool/

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hangs around Corey Jacobson until selected for annual harvest by Corey, similar behavior to a satellite bull, but more mature than local herd bull.
 

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Dammit this is hysterical. I’m not on The Facebook or the Insta-Tweeter, but someone should post this on his account so he can see his legend grow...
 

TheCougar

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Corey Jacobsen’s hunting license is simply a signed picture of him at full draw and states “License to Kill” at the bottom. It is valid in all 50 states.
 
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