Corey Jacobsen/Chuck Norris

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Corey Jacobsen thought he tasted tag soup once, but it turned out to be mule deer stew.


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Corey once called a bull in with nothing but a Sitka thong and the aftermath of a 7/11 bean burrito.

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Have you ever heard of Elk 102?...... No cause if you listen to Corey you only need one course.
 

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WWJD.......Everyone thought this phrase was "What Would Jesus Do"..... But actually it's

"What Would Jacobson Do".
 

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How many pound bow does Corey shoot? It doesn't matter, because he can call them in and use his hands if he has to.
 
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I heard he began feeling too human one day because he couldn’t call in a particular heard bull... so he trapped a satellite bull, cut out his own heart and replaced it with the young bull’s heart. That was when he was 6 years old...
 

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Corey Jacobsen isn’t really bald, he sheds his velvet before the season too


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Corey Jacobsen was beat in an elk calling competition by a real bull elk.

FALSE: Corey threw his bugles so well the judges thought it came from the competitor, who was in the parking lot, because he couldn’t make it through the doors due to his width.


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