Lighten up. Some of you guys need serious therapy.

Wvroach

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I believe a resurrection of the meme thread would help.


Side note, what could someone that hasn't killed a 300" elk possibly know? Pfff don't want those 250" elk coordinates.
 

SoloWilderness

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From now on, I will only ask for exact coordinates, including a picture of the best tree to stand behind, for 2-3 year old dry cows. Please provide age verification, I would like a tender, but not small cow to eat. Please show me how to judge this cow by exact standing height next to the closest 300+ bull. That is all. And yes, I am angry that I did not draw a mountain goat tag. This is me making my best mad face.
 

Wyobohunter

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From now on, I will only ask for exact coordinates, including a picture of the best tree to stand behind, for 2-3 year old dry cows. Please provide age verification, I would like a tender, but not small cow to eat. That is all. And yes, I am angry that I did not draw a mountain goat tag. This is me making my best mad face.
I wouldn’t ask for so little. You really want a cow that’ll follow you to your truck and shit her guts out as she jumps in the bed. Go big or go home.
 

Wags

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"I wouldn’t ask for so little. You really want a cow that’ll follow you to your truck and shit her guts out as she jumps in the bed. Go big or go home."

Wyo-you just described my last girlfriend

That’s a mental image I’ll never get out of my head… well played.
 

Wyobohunter

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"I wouldn’t ask for so little. You really want a cow that’ll follow you to your truck and shit her guts out as she jumps in the bed. Go big or go home."

Wyo-you just described my last girlfriend
I have met my match and will never top that. You win.
 
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Dos Perros

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So I was pretty nervous I wouldn't draw my CO elk tag (6 points), and I didn't get drawn anywhere else.

Now that I have actually drawn, I'm even more nervous, because I don't want to squander those points.

What is wrong with me?
 

Jaker_cc

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So I was pretty nervous I wouldn't draw my CO elk tag (6 points), and I didn't get drawn anywhere else.

Now that I have actually drawn, I'm even more nervous, because I don't want to squander those points.

What is wrong with me?

After that bull you killed last year, this year would be as low stress as elk hunting gets.
 
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