Mojave
WKR
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2019
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- 1,722
1. Must not snore in camp, but I can snore.
2. Must buy lunch when I forget my wallet, or fuel, or OTC tags.
3. Must not drink booze, do drugs, smoke or be fanatically religious.
4. Must cook or do dishes, or at least claim that I am the best cook in the world.
5. Must own large private hunting areas in multiple states, and invite me.
6. Must listen to my bullshit war stories that I will repeat and change all the time.
7. Must not find swear words offensive.
8. Must not bring your wife or kids hunting, captain buzz kill!
9. Must not be from some place back east and want to swap hunting in the West for hunting the 8 acres your inlaws own in Hobokken NJ.
10. Must own ATV's, XTV's, campers, boats and all assorted outdoor equipment in good shape.
2. Must buy lunch when I forget my wallet, or fuel, or OTC tags.
3. Must not drink booze, do drugs, smoke or be fanatically religious.
4. Must cook or do dishes, or at least claim that I am the best cook in the world.
5. Must own large private hunting areas in multiple states, and invite me.
6. Must listen to my bullshit war stories that I will repeat and change all the time.
7. Must not find swear words offensive.
8. Must not bring your wife or kids hunting, captain buzz kill!
9. Must not be from some place back east and want to swap hunting in the West for hunting the 8 acres your inlaws own in Hobokken NJ.
10. Must own ATV's, XTV's, campers, boats and all assorted outdoor equipment in good shape.