Looking for heterosexual lifemate hunter type

[Mojave]

1. Must not snore in camp, but I can snore.
2. Must buy lunch when I forget my wallet, or fuel, or OTC tags.
3. Must not drink booze, do drugs, smoke or be fanatically religious.
4. Must cook or do dishes, or at least claim that I am the best cook in the world.
5. Must own large private hunting areas in multiple states, and invite me.
6. Must listen to my bullshit war stories that I will repeat and change all the time.
7. Must not find swear words offensive.
8. Must not bring your wife or kids hunting, captain buzz kill!
9. Must not be from some place back east and want to swap hunting in the West for hunting the 8 acres your inlaws own in Hobokken NJ.
10. Must own ATV's, XTV's, campers, boats and all assorted outdoor equipment in good shape.

 

[Mojave]

I kind of pissed myself laughing while writing this. But with the retardation that will come out with the announcement of Row V Wade. I thought we could use some laughs.

 

[Antares]

Is "platonic" maybe the word you were looking for?

 

[jjohnsonElknewbie]

I kind of pissed myself laughing while writing this. But with the retardation that will come out with the announcement of Row V Wade. I thought we could use some laughs.

Amen brotha. Oh crap, I forgot to ask about your pronouns. So sorry!!!

 

[FlyGuy]

If I could add a few…. Must also:


- have max points on multiple species in most western states.
- be a very good blood trailer
- enjoy heavy pack outs
- own great glass
- be at least runner up world champion elk caller


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[7718Sallee]

Don’t forget run a 5 min mile

 

[Mojave]

Pronouns?

Good point! Had not thought about that.

My recruit company commander in Navy basic training called me "You Pucking Puck" (he was from the Philippines.

Does "Pucking Puck" count as a pronoun?

 

[cuerro viejo]

#10 must carry multiple extra boxes of 6.5 creedmoor ammo for me

 

[FlyGuy]

Must be excellent at Memes


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[long hunter]

Must be a excellent re-loader and have super performing load data, and load all the ammo you can shoot. Clean the guns, be available for after hunt beer runs.

 

[FlyGuy]

Is adept at making statements like, “I think I’m going to pass on that one. Why don’t you take him.”

Also, has a bow press


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[Mojave]

No flat brims!

 

[HighUintas]

I kind of pissed myself laughing while writing this. But with the retardation that will come out with the announcement of Row V Wade. I thought we could use some laughs.

Retardation is here

https://www.newsweek.com/utah-gop-r...take-semen-outlaw-abortion-roe-v-wade-1719152

 

[ozyclint]

Must be a good cook, clean love fishing and have your own boat.
Please include photo of boat

 

[jayhawk]

Must have good bird dog that I can borrow on short notice

 

[pirogue]

#10 must carry multiple extra boxes of 6.5 creedmoor ammo for me

So another trait of 6.5 Creedmore users:
1) afraid of recall
2) popular among women and frail men
3) looks for others to carry a pound of their gear

 

[cuerro viejo]

So another trait of 6.5 Creedmore users:
1) afraid of recall
2) popular among women and frail men
3) looks for others to carry a pound of their gear

Sounds like my daughter

 

[chocolab]

1. Must not snore in camp, but I can snore.
2. Must buy lunch when I forget my wallet, or fuel, or OTC tags.
3. Must not drink booze, do drugs, smoke or be fanatically religious.
4. Must cook or do dishes, or at least claim that I am the best cook in the world.
5. Must own large private hunting areas in multiple states, and invite me.
6. Must listen to my bullshit war stories that I will repeat and change all the time.
7. Must not find swear words offensive.
8. Must not bring your wife or kids hunting, captain buzz kill!
9. Must not be from some place back east and want to swap hunting in the West for hunting the 8 acres your inlaws own in Hobokken NJ.
10. Must own ATV's, XTV's, campers, boats and all assorted outdoor equipment in good shape.

Shit. I'm from the east and drink booze. Guess I'm out. Have all the other points dialed tho.

 

[Dos Perros]

Is "platonic" maybe the word you were looking for?

I was confused, too. And I think you're right.