Mike Islander
WKR
On the Submarine we had an invisible sailor named "Fuckit Man". Whenever we found something FUBAR we would say "Shit, Fuckit Man was here". A "Check Valve" is a "One Way" buddy fuker. "Dink" is a lower than whale shit non-qual who hasn't completed his ship's qualifications and earned his dolphins. Unlike surface warfare, ships quals are not optional on submarines. And you are the lowest form of waste until we "tack on" your dolphins (pound them into your chest).
Field Day = Cleaning party
Boat = Submarine
When I first got to the boat I was on the mess decks with another dink watching the movie. A qualified submariner (pronounced like caribeener) told dink-Kenny to give up his seat. Kenny said no, that he was there first and was going to watch the movie. The crew grabbed him and stripped him to his tightly whities. They hog tied him and put him on a table facing the screen. He wanted to watch the movie. He got to watch the movie.
Kenny was screaming the entire time about how he was going to get them all court-martialled (Captain's Mast when at sea). A while later the captain strolled in for a coffee. Kenny started screaming for help to the captain. One of the men stuffed his socks in his mouth. The captain grinned, sort of shook his head like "Oh you crazy guys", and went on his merry way.
Field Day = Cleaning party
Boat = Submarine
When I first got to the boat I was on the mess decks with another dink watching the movie. A qualified submariner (pronounced like caribeener) told dink-Kenny to give up his seat. Kenny said no, that he was there first and was going to watch the movie. The crew grabbed him and stripped him to his tightly whities. They hog tied him and put him on a table facing the screen. He wanted to watch the movie. He got to watch the movie.
Kenny was screaming the entire time about how he was going to get them all court-martialled (Captain's Mast when at sea). A while later the captain strolled in for a coffee. Kenny started screaming for help to the captain. One of the men stuffed his socks in his mouth. The captain grinned, sort of shook his head like "Oh you crazy guys", and went on his merry way. 
