Question of Pressing Importance

[Fartrell Cluggins]

I'd like to interrupt the idle chat in this sub-forum to have a serious discussion.

What in the hell are toenails for?

 

[KurtR]

Its one of those if you have to ask deals

 

[Btaylor]

I'd like to interrupt the idle chat in this sub-forum to have a serious discussion.

What in the hell are toenails for?

Duh, painting.

 

[bozeman]

@Btaylor - I figured from Arkansas you would say 'biting/chewing'.

 

[HbDane]

In my case, to clear a room out.

 

[Fartrell Cluggins]

What color do you paint yours, Toots?

 

[Btaylor]

@Btaylor - I figured from Arkansas you would say 'biting/chewing'.

That was before I turned 50. Current flexibility demands paint.

 

[Fartrell Cluggins]

Duh, painting.

That was before I turned 50. Current flexibility demands paint.

It's not like if the nails weren't there that you couldn't paint the slkin. Body painting is a thing ya know?

 

[CorbLand]

They are for cutting into points so you have a defense mechanism when the wife wont stay on her side of the bed.

 

[NorthIDHunter]

To create an opportunity to spend time and connect with your daughters doing something they want to do.

 

[NorthIDHunter]

They are for cutting into points so you have a defense mechanism when the wife wont stay on her side of the bed.

Um...... I am more than inviting of my wife venturing to my side of the bed, I have never found a reason to try and fend her off!

 

[Btaylor]

It's not like if the nails weren't there that you couldn't paint the slkin. Body painting is a thing ya know?

Would it even still be a toe? Could you still pick up your fork?

 

[trekinit]

Picking boogers. IYKYK

 

[CorbLand]

Um...... I am more than inviting of my wife venturing to my side of the bed, I have never found a reason to try and fend her off!

I need my space when I am trying to sleep. My wife gets cold easy so I wake up to her basically pushing me off the bed.

 

[Where's Bruce?]

Making sure your boots fit right. They change color when your boots aren't properly fit.

 

[def90]

Armor for when you drop shit on your foot.

 

[Stu]

“Question of pressing importance”

Fartrell, that’s nothing but low-down click-bait. Touché

 

[GSPHUNTER]

If ever there has been a topic that needs to be locked, this is it.

 

[svivian]

I need my space when I am trying to sleep. My wife gets cold easy so I wake up to her basically pushing me off the bed.

Get a heated blanket with dual control. Life saver

 

[Fartrell Cluggins]

If ever there has been a topic that needs to be locked, this is it.

I don't appreciate that. I have been lying awake in bed for the past week, trying to make sense of this. I have never found a use for my toenails...I mean other than grossing women out with that one that looks like a corn chip.