Some friends asked us to meet them at Safari Club 2023 in Nashville, but??????

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Dont let her see picture or videos of this one. You will be out the clothes money.
Same sparkle?

She can drop me off at the show in Denver or Salt Lick and visit family. So I should be there alone.
 

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Same sparkle?

She can drop me off at the show in Denver or Salt Lick and visit family. So I should be there alone.
Bedazzled pants, shmedium affliction shirts and mountain ops hats are required for entrance.
 
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Bedazzled pants, shmedium affliction shirts and mountain ops hats are required for entrance.
Dammit man I am not gay enough to do aSportsmans show. Kuiu and wranglers with cow shit on them.
 

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Dammit man I am not gay enough to do aSportsmans show. Kuiu and wranglers with cow shit on them.
You might get away with just wranglers but you have to tuck them into your cowboy boots. Ariats, square toe only.

If you have a beard, it has to be a fashion statement. Better be cleaned, combed and oiled to perfection. It can’t be out of pure laziness and a hatred for shaving.
 

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We went last year. Had a good time handling shotguns I’ll never own, but now I understand. Also got fitted for a side by side, that’s something I can take advantage of. Dr. Catherine had a hard time with all the trophy brides and popped out titties. Our reason for going was to meet our African outfitter. I like him on the phone like him in person and he understood the outfitting business.
I asked Catherine if she wanted to go this year. NO!!!!! Amazing how much money is walking around
 

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You might get away with just wranglers but you have to tuck them into your cowboy boots. Ariats, square toe only.

If you have a beard, it has to be a fashion statement. Better be cleaned, combed and oiled to perfection. It can’t be out of pure laziness and a hatred for shaving.
You forgot about the mullet or rat tail to go with your hush hat
 

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You forgot about the mullet or rat tail to go with your hush hat
I give mullets a pass because I think they are sweet. I had a pretty awesome one for a year.

Rat tails are gross.

The best part of the hunt expo is seeing how many middle aged, wanta be 17 again, men are hanging out in the Mossback booth. I also enjoyed seeing how many times some outfitters can kill the same animal by changing the date on the sign in front of it. Pretty sure there were some that were going on 4 years last time I went.
 
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We went last year. Had a good time handling shotguns I’ll never own, but now I understand. Also got fitted for a side by side, that’s something I can take advantage of. Dr. Catherine had a hard time with all the trophy brides and popped out titties. Our reason for going was to meet our African outfitter. I like him on the phone like him in person and he understood the outfitting business.
I asked Catherine if she wanted to go this year. NO!!!!! Amazing how much money is walking around

Sheep show had a ton of titties last time I went, but that was in 2001 or so.

A skosh of titties at Jagd and Hund. Dirndl dresses do that.
 

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I went to SCI a few times when I lived a short drive from Reno, and I did the Sportsman’s Expo when I lived near SLC.

I can’t imagine taking a non hunting wife, much less the entire family. They have a few thinks for kids, but I would think they would be bored to tears.

Personally I would go to the show alone and do some other stuff with the family.
 
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Why would you think you are going to save 10% booking a hunt at SCI? Or any convention?
Because ever convention I have ever been to there are show specials. Usually 10-40% off.

Is not a thing anymore?

It is totally a thing in Europe.

I have not been to a major American hunting convention in 15 years.
 
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