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Vaultman

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Baby Shark.......
Is that a real song? My daughter is just learning to play the tuba and was pretty stoked to learn a song called 'baby shark'. I am a little nervous to look it up as it will be stuck in my head the rest of the day. And since it is Friday, it would be all weekend. Nope, not gonna look it up!
 

Clarkdale17

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Rednecker from Hardy never ceases to amaze me

I got a car parked in my front yard
With a floorboard full of slim jims
I piss where I want to
And I fish where I swim
Yeah, I bet you ain't got it on a tailgate
Or killed a copperhead a time or two
And man, if you're thinking you're a better beer drinker
Buddy, I've got news for you

My town's smaller than your town
And I got a bigger buck and bass on my wall
I got a little more kick in my drawl
Y'all I got little more spit in my chaw
And my truck's louder than your truck
And my Tick Hound's a little more blue
You might think that you're redneck
But I'm rednecker than you
I'm rednecker than you, woo!
 

SWOHTR

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Rednecker from Hardy never ceases to amaze me

I got a car parked in my front yard
With a floorboard full of slim jims
I piss where I want to
And I fish where I swim
Yeah, I bet you ain't got it on a tailgate
Or killed a copperhead a time or two
And man, if you're thinking you're a better beer drinker
Buddy, I've got news for you

My town's smaller than your town
And I got a bigger buck and bass on my wall
I got a little more kick in my drawl
Y'all I got little more spit in my chaw
And my truck's louder than your truck
And my Tick Hound's a little more blue
You might think that you're redneck
But I'm rednecker than you
I'm rednecker than you, woo!

Hah, I laugh every time I hear it.
 

Hunt eat repeat

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If you roll with me, yeah you know we rollin' high
Up on them 37 Nittos, windows tinted hard to see though
How fresh my baby is in the shotgun seat-o

SEAT-O !!! Really !? 🤮🤮🤮
 

Ice_Man_207

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Lots of justified country bashing in this thread, and I don't disagree with any of it - but just wanted to highlight a couple country artists who have been putting out consistently great music the past couple years! If you hate country based on what's the radio, give Tyler Childers, Sturgill Simpson, or Midland a try.
Not the point of the thread, but coming from an ex-country music hater, these guys are some of my favorite artists now
 

mlgc20

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I debated whether to put this in the Best Lyric or Worst Lyric thread. There is a thin line between crazy and genius. Decided it belonged here...

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.


RIP Biz Markie
 

Kleos

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A song that keeps making the rounds about "Island boys". The whole song is trash.
 

camping1601

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You country guys having a hard time finding good music should check out the likes of Dan and Shay, Kane Brown, Cole Swindell, and Sam Hunt.
 
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