Worst song lyric

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Lots of stupid songs out there. But, by far, the dumbest song line ever is the Beatles “Come Together.”

“He’s got feet down below his knee.”


What the actual frick??


For the record I think the Beatles are the most overrated band ever.



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Rock-o

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Lots of stupid songs out there. But, by far, the dumbest song line ever is the Beatles “Come Together.”

“He’s got feet down below his knee.”


What the actual frick??

Ah man, this is awkward for you, sorry. Only we blessed men understand. We're hung... it goes feet below our knees.
 
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Listen to Hank Jr. Haggard, Willie, George Jones, George Strait, Waylon Jennings,
Alabama....then listen to something that just came out...easy to see where things went wrong.. lol
It's been a steep decline since Garth Brooks blew up and people realized you could make a crap load of money off pop country.

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Heard Toby Keith on my drive today (Every Dog has it's day") and reminded me I forgot one...


"...Fat dog, skinny dog, little itty bitty dog
Hot dog, kurd dog, weenie dog, bird dog, hound dog
Cow dog, bow wow wow dog, wonder dog, barkin' dog
Chasing' parked car dog
Every dog has it's day dog..."
 

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Some rap lyrics are dumb but here are a few that at least made me chuckle.

Biggy Smalls "Hit you with the d**k, make your kidneys shift"

Tech N9ne "Keep it bare, I promise I'll never tear that kitten"

Kanye "Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan"
One that made me chuckle

2Chainz - Put a fat rabbit on the craftmatic



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Check out some of David Allen Coe. Some pretty rank stuff.
I'm surprised I haven't heard any cancel culture BS about that guy. He's got some extremely racist stuff. Apparently stuff he did back in the day tends to be more that way?
 

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I'm surprised I haven't heard any cancel culture BS about that guy. He's got some extremely racist stuff. Apparently stuff he did back in the day tends to be more that way?
Think I'll put on some David Allen Coe and watch Blazing Saddles. From a time when people weren't sissies.

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