Using the fact that you live far away isn't a real great argument for why you deserve something.
Now if you posted that you have 300 acres of prime white tail land and have something of value to trade.... now you're talking.
No I get that it could be very cool. I asked my uncle Bob if he was traveling to go see it and he said he'll just close his eyes for 4 minutes and say he did.
This is good to know. Also found out today that Lions shed their tails. This feels good to them. So if you can grab a lion by the tail and pull, it will come off and they will feel much better.