Chuck Norris.....RIP

[OregonSteeler]

God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris replied: “Say please.”​

Chuck Norris got mad at dinosaurs once.....Only once.​

Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in.​

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip. ​

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[Customweld]

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

Much like Keith Richards, they've always just been there.

 

[BRTreedogs]

I always respected Chuck Norris, he seemed to handle fame the proper way. If only more were like him.

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

They started as legit tv commercials I think.

Toyota Tacoma may have started it.

 

[ozyclint]

Chuck Norris once vacationed at the Virgin Islands. They're now known simply as, The Islands.

 

[full choke]

It takes Chuck Norris 30 seconds to cook Minute rice

Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

RIP Sir

 

[Pony Soldier]

He got a good run but he will be hard to replace. One of the best!

 

[Fatcamp]

Bummer

 

[WeiserBucks]

 

[RollingWilly]

Chuck and Jeremiah Johnson in the same day.. if there was ever a day some ass kicking was going on in heaven, there’s a whole lot of it going down today.

 

[Nickofthewoods]

When Chuck Norris was abducted by aliens he wasn't the one that got an anal probe.

 

[cnelk]

I remember back in the early 90s they filmed an episode of Walker Texas Ranger up on the Poudre River west of Ft Collins CO.
They closed Hwy 14 down at times

 

[Nickofthewoods]

I remember back in the early 90s they filmed an episode of Walker Texas Ranger up on the Poudre River west of Ft Collins CO.
They closed Hwy 14 down at times

During the filming of that episode my mother got to meet him in Black Hawk when she worked at the Casino he was staying at. We always thought the filming took place on Clear Creek somewhere so it's interesting to learn it was actually the Poudre.

 

[aks]

He actually died back in 1986, death has just been to scared to tell him.

 

[Billy Goat]

 

[S.Clancy]

Man, Chuck was the man. I just looked up Sly and Arnold's age....79 and 78. Sad days.

 

[BBob]

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[GARLICSALT]

I'd like to think he is now back with his little brother who was killed in Vietnam in 1970. (A Co 506th 101st Abn) Swapping stories...

RIP Chuck Norris

Yes, with Wieland and his Mother Wilma who died in 2024 at 103 years old.
A great Christian family.

 

[NRA4LIFE]

Chuck Norris counted to infinty, twice.

When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

RIP

 

[brca005]

This is now a collectors item I guess, had this since 2020 on my first trip to Texas, the water in it, is still the same water from when I bought it.

 

[Luke S]

I loved his appearance in the Expendables II. Telling a Chuck Norris joke on himself.