Ode To Moose Folks

[Kevin Dill]

By KD:

There once was a moose hunter from Tok
Whose arm was unfortunately broke
His gal said “I'm ready, and my aim will be steady
“Grab your gun and let's give it a poke!”


Dedicated to those who can find humor in the damnedest of times.

 

[VernAK]

How'd you know I hurt my arm and am not flying in for moose? Daughter has a cow tag that will give us something to hunt at home.

Good luck on your hunt Kevin!

 

[CoHiCntry]

Mighty Moose Hunter…

With his rump on a stump & his feet by the fire, He dreams of a moose with antlers like a liar, Dreaming while hunting- a very bad habit, you usually end up with a snowshoe rabbit!

 

[John Havard]

Deer run fast through the grass...

That's about the extent of my poem ability.

12 days and a wakeup and I'm on my way.

 

[AKDoc]

Laughter is a GOOD thing! Thank you KD.

An advanced welcome to Alaska to all who are counting the days...I leave tomorrow for a ten-day fly fishing float...back for six...and then dropped for a 14-day moose hunt.

I wish the best to all of you for a safe adventure up here.

 

[VernAK]

There once was a moose hunter from Tok
Who hunted so much he was broke
Tis not my fault he told his bride
I blame my damned friends on Rokslide

 

[william schmaltz]

Here's to all hunters and our precious game.
Here's to our sport may it always remain.
And to our fine lives lived on the land.
May aces and eights be our final hand.
With our souls above when all is forgiven.
Through the gates we pass cause we're no longer livin'.
May it be clear with our word when to St. Peter we say.
I have but one request on my judgement day.
You see it's beautiful up here, don't get me wrong.
But I was never much for soft clouds and sweet songs.
You see there's nothing in Heaven to keep testing my mettle;
so send me to hell so I can hunt the Devil!