Devastated by Lil Rokslider

rifletuner

Lil-Rokslider
Joined
Dec 23, 2020
Messages
271
When I first joined Rokslide, I was intrigued and excited to find that through simply posting on the forum, I could work my way up to the exalted status of Well Known Rokslider. Frankly, the benefits accruing to WKR members seemed staggering to me. Where else could I earn the right to steal someones buck of a lifetime?

After slowly working my way up through useful and informative posts, I find that the ground rules have changed. Now instead of becoming a Well Known Rokslider, I casually glance at my profile and do a double take as I notice I am a Lil Rokslider. Its a shocking outcome, and I am still reeling.
I mean at 58, I have no idea how a rapper is supposed to act. Do I wear heavy gold chains on my next hunt? Do I start calling everyone dawg? Am I expected to get a record contract now? Where's my entourage? Do you know who I am? Its quite stressful trying to navigate this new status that has been thrust upon me.

I can only assume this is yet another conspiracy being driven by the Clintons and their illuminati overlords to further destabilise the hunting and A2 communities. Where once we were a happy group united under WKR leadership, now we are being split into fractions of Well Known Rokslider, Lil Rokslider, and who knows what else yet to come? It appears to be a classic divide and conquer maneuver to turn us against each other. As we get further factionalised, we ignore the real issues as we argue amongst ourselves over irrelevant minutia as our rights get stripped away.

If I should commit suicide in the next few days, please remember everything I have said here, even if you are afraid to repeat it in public. Keep fighting the good fight
 

TagEater

Lil-Rokslider
Joined
Feb 26, 2022
Messages
131
At your current rate, you will regain your WKR status Fri October 16 2026!!!
 
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rifletuner

Lil-Rokslider
Joined
Dec 23, 2020
Messages
271
Flatbill.

You wear a Flatbill.

Only once you achieve actual WKR status can you curve it.
See? This just highlights what has been freaking me out. I didnt even think about what hat I have to wear now. Im struggling to cope with the ramifications
 

Sam Colt

Lil-Rokslider
Joined
Jun 27, 2020
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