Better yet-How about one of you guys send me a decent road kill buck. Please try to hit the deer where you don't break the antlers. I'll send you a pre-paid UPS label so you can send it to me using 2 day delivery . Oh and I'd appreciate it if you would bone it out. You can keep one tenderloin for your trouble. Bonus points if you can come up with a manly hunting story for me to use.
Here's a useful tip-make sure you auto insurance is paid up before you crash into my 180 class deer.
Here's a useful tip-make sure you auto insurance is paid up before you crash into my 180 class deer.