Bunch of nay sayers! Everyone knows that Squatch eggs hatch during forest fires. You may not see many big foots/feet now, but once they get out of the larval phase, loose their tails and gills and take to the hills we'z gunna be overrun.
I've been thinking about how to prepare for hunting with rabid yeti's in control of the forests and here's what I've decided; To do battle with an imaginary beast I think it's best to arm yourself with an imaginary weapon. I chose a .50 caliber BMG. Some might say it's too heavy, or the recoil is too great, but remember, it's imaginary. I think you could also make a good argument to not try and reinvent the wheel. If you've got something that's been effective on unicorns, jackelopes, or leprechauns, stick with it. Be safe out there.