Four (4) reasons you should not purchase Crocs

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1. Bone damage.
Bones may be affected by wearing clogs all day long
A study published in 2017 appeared to support the naysayers. When a cemetery in Amsterdam had to be moved, Dr Waters-Rist took the opportunity to study the remaining bones.

She found a higher than usual incidence (13% compared to the usual expectation of 1%) of a condition called osteochondritis dissecans. This is where parts of the bone break off leaving craters, “as if chunks of bone have just been chiselled away,” Waters-Rist told Science Daily. What was startling, as well as the high incidence, was that it occurred only in the foot bones.

2. Negative effect on your gait.
For Dr Waters-Rist, one of the problems with clogs is how they restrict the natural movement of your foot. The foot naturally bends to press on the ball of the foot to propel you forward. Clogs, instead, make you kick your foot forward, “it changes the way you walk”, and not for the better.

3. Lack of heel stability. For Dr. Megan Leahy, talking specifically about Crocs, “When the heel is unstable, toes tend to grip, which can lead to tendinitis, worsening of toe deformities, nail problems, corns and calluses. The same thing can happen with flip flops or any backless shoes as the heel is not secured.”

4. Sexual Desire Killer. No woman will want to sleep with you and those that do will harbor deep resentment towards your lack of desirability. Those crocs on your feet are basically the male equivalence of your Grandma’s panties hanging on the clothesline.

Crocs are the universal dog whistle of incels.
 

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4 is obviously true, on a 600 year timeline the recent decline in western populations clearly coralates with the rise of Crocs. Thank goodness someone is finally speaking truth to this DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Korea) plot for world domination.
 
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